Growing up in the South and being mostly surrounded by military, you get used to a joke or five thousand about the Texas Ranger himself. Karate-blessed and born of testosterone’s greatest fury, Chuck Norris lines (according to many) never get old.
But here at Milton Ruben Chrysler Dodge Jeep RAM, we think Chuck Norris, along with Bruce Lee, and Bear Grylls may be close to meeting their match. In fact, we’ve been doing some experiments, and we believe these rough-around-the-edges TV hero one-liners may have become interchangeable with the ultimate feat of epic power –
The 2015 SRT Hellcat.
Allow us to demonstrate:
With 707 horsepower forcing its way out of a supercharged 6.2-liter V8 engine, the 2015 SRT Hellcat is the most powerful muscle car ever.
Topping out at a 10.4 second quarter-mile, the 2015 SRT Hellcat is the fastest muscle car ever.
And with the SRT driving modes, and a number of other driver-selectable settings, the 2015 Dodge Challenger Hellcat offers more than 125 customizable configurations.
But you already know all of this and more about this phenomenon of a vehicle. If you’re anything like us, you dream about this fantastic roar of an engine every night.
We don’t really need to make a case with you do we? No, we didn’t think so. The SRT Hellcat makes the case all by itself.
What we will tell you is that Dodge / SRT is only making a few of these beautiful, entrancing, symbols of American power. We will tell you that we expect our first 2015 Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat in the Dec ’14 – Jan’15 time range. We will tell you that another will follow shortly thereafter. And we will tell you the days aren’t going by fast enough for us either – we can’t wait to lay our eyes on this beast of American muscle!
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Photos provided by Drive SRT. Post and memes created by Milton Ruben Social Media Specialist Heather Cortright.
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